What Not to Wear...

... is a guilty pleasure and an everlasting wish of mine. Who wouldn't fill their closet with torn, ugly clothes hoping a coworker or sibling notices how terrible they look. Most of the women on this show are genuinely surprised and genuinely hesitant to give up their wardrobe. I guess it would give it away if I went "Hell yeah, I'll give you all my clothes for a $5000 shopping spree. When do we start??"

What really makes me laugh are the women that absolutely refuse to change their hairstyle. They could have the longest, nastiest hair but they start crying when Nick comes at them with scissors. I saw one episode where the woman flat out refused to get her hair done. Needless to say, her makeover wasn't complete and I'm sure WNTW regretted that one. The new guy, Ted Gibson, used to do hair exclusively for A-list celebrities. I would trust my hair 100% in his hands. Some of these women don't, and that is a shame.